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Silly Caption Contest #1

DeltaRomeo

doug reeves: unfluencer
Staff member
OK, you guys wanna make fun of my new ride, huh?

Well, game on! You don't scare me :p. Take your best shot....

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Idea for this blatently stolen from Mark Pensenstadler's excellent www.RansClan.com website. Got to talk w/him for about thirty minutes today - standup guy.

ps:
this fluff placed in the ?Test/Misc? area so it will get deleted in a few weeks (and not archived)
 
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I was hoping it was sun faded red not actually pink

does it go fast enough to require such a windscreen or is that some sort of solar wing to power the flux capacitor:rolleyes:
 
First shot was a direct hit

Do you get to play from the ladies' tees with that?

I don't know but I think Pete knocked it out of the park with that one and will be hard to top.

BTW - My hats off to you for being such a good sport.

Just remember boys, paybacks are H E double toothpicks.

I'll also give odds that this will be the most replies - ever.
 
Hunter Thompson

Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
 
Drag factor

The windshield is bigger than the entire scooter:D

"Lotsa fun to ride but don't let yer friends see ya on one!!!!" :)


secretly, I like it :rolleyes:

Tom
 
With the windshield...

you get 140 mpg with a tailwind or 25 mpg with a headwind.
 
I don't think that is a wind shield. It's a sail. Take care when jibing and tacking.

Fashion faux pas? Shouldn't you be wearing dark socks?
 
For maximum effect you should shave your legs, I was gonna say get rid of the ponytail but some lucky kid now has a wonderful head of GRAY hair thanks to your generosity...all kiding aside...locks of love, great thing.
 
hey tate, can i borrow some gas money?

or
come on, get on tate, i promise no one will know its you. i'll drop you off a block from school.
 
Steffendoug

Get his motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes his way
Yeah Dougs gonna make it happen
Take the world in a Vespa embrace
He was born, born to be wild
Born to be wild :D
 
OK, you guys wanna make fun of my new ride, huh?

Well, game on! You don't scare me :p. Take your best shot....

DR: You know that dream where you leave the house in pajamas instead of work clothes?...

Seriously, how can you make fun of that? They're a blast to play with. I've even seen one tooling around here with a sidecar! I'd go riding with you.

Still, I don't want anyone to confuse it with a real bike...
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"Doug finally resolves the nose gear vs. tail dragger debate... to no-one's satisfaction!"

Vern
 
I know it is missing right now but like I told you, the Sissy Bar doubles as a tow bar for my RV. Okay...
 
>>If I hurry I can catch the discount matinee of Sex in the City<<

>>It's the Oprah signature series with the wider saddle<<

>>I found the link at moveon.org<<

>>Ethanol, Demoral, or oral ... nobody rides for free<<
 
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Translation

"Vespa" -- Italian for "I'm comfortable with my masculinity."
 
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here's a go

"i'm about to go paint it.. but you should hear her run, she's mean"

"i'm in trouble with the wife..."

"i'm undercover"
 
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****'s Angels

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The newest member of the ****'s Angels!!

Now all you need is a T-shirt that says, "If you can read this, my wench blew off!"


Dennis Millsap
RV-6A N464DM (Sold)
RV-10 N766LM (Still in gestation)
 
"Hecks Angels, don't mess with the brotherhood, we'll cut you man!":mad::mad::mad:

:D


Doug, you have GOT to put a wheelie bar on it just to make people wonder what it's got hidden in it. Maybe hang a huge Nos bottle on the side just for fun, maybe even hook it up!!!:eek::eek:

If you blow the motor I can give you the starter motor from my ZX12 and 2 duracel d-cells and it'll probably be just as fast as when it ran on gas!:p


Seriously, very cool. There's a woman at work selling a Helix 250 and I'm #2 on the buy list and hoping #1 falls through. Gotta add a scooter to the stable.

In all seriousness, with all the HVLP's hanging around Hicks, how long is Coral gonna last?
 
Reminds me of an old joke

What does a scooter and carnal knowledge with an ugly person have in common?

Everyone has ridden one but no one wants to talk about it.
 
Doug's New Video

"First Gear...it's all right...Second Gear...I lean right...Third Gear...hang on tight... Faster...it's alright."

Just substitute "Vespa" for "Honda."

"I'm gonna wake you up early
Cause I'm gonna take a ride with you
We're going down to the Vespa shop
I'll tell you what we're gonna do
Put on a ragged sweatshirt
I'll take you anywhere you want me to

First gear (Vespa Vespa) it's alright (faster faster)
Second gear (little Vespa Vespa) I lean right (faster faster)
Third gear (Vespa Vespa) hang on tight (faster faster)
Faster it's alright"



Notice in the video, they are in "formation." I can see it now, Danny King and Dougie start a "Vespa Scooter Formation Team." I just don't think Martha Jane and Susie would be too keen about standing up on the back of the Vespas! :eek:

Too cool, Doug. Brings back memories, I had a 1962 Honda 50 (the first Honda in my town) and my good friend had a Vespa. Wish I had either one of them now.

Don

P.S. Yes, the Beach Boys recorded this too, but I liked the Hondells' video better.
 
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Mio Dio!, Mi sento malato

il colore mi fa voler buttare fino!!!




English translation: Title: " My God! , I feel myself sick"

Post: "the color makes me to want to throw up"


Italian to English translation per an online translator, so my apologies if it ain't right!!! [rv7boy, a moderator]
 
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The motor...

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The motor is environmentally friendly.
It's just very inconvenient when he gets tired :(.
His name is Lycoming.
I've been thinking of upgrading the motor to a hybrid.
I just need room for the cat.:D
 
Dennis, I think that would be "Snails Angles".

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The newest member of the ****'s Angels!!

Now all you need is a T-shirt that says, "If you can read this, my wench blew off!"


Dennis Millsap
RV-6A N464DM (Sold)
RV-10 N766LM (Still in gestation)

Caption: "My other bike is a Moped".:D

Kent
 
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